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A Gently Used Hantavirus

Welcome to the exclusive thrift store for biohazards. Premium pre-loved pathogen energy, carefully curated by one well-mannered deer mouse.
Pre-loved. Pre-coughed. Pre-ruined.

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One Owner
Low Miles
Questionable History
Vintage
Viral

Thrift Receipt

ItemUsed Hanta
ConditionGently Used
Previous OwnerDeer Mouse
Return PolicyNo Refunds
Total: financially irresponsible
Final Sale
No Returns
Product Description

Not your average rug.

A Gently Used Hantavirus ($GUHV) is a premium pre-loved pathogen — carefully shed in the urine, droppings, and saliva of a single, well-mannered deer mouse. No mass production. No generic virus branding. Just authentic, organic, cabin-in-the-woods quality.

ConditionGently Used
Previous OwnerOne Deer Mouse
StorageCabin in the Woods
Return PolicyAbsolutely Not
Buyer ProtectionNone
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Condition Report

Features

38–50% fatality rate

Vintage edition. Collectible. Questionable. Definitely not a normal product feature.

Free aerosol delivery

Via dust. Rustic logistics for holders who appreciate old-school distribution.

Weak immune compatible

Designed for maximum absurdity and minimum responsible decision-making.

Eco-friendly

Zero plastic. 100% rodent. Locally sourced possible outbreak energy.

$GUHV features artwork

Remember: Always wash your hands after touching $GUHV.

Or don't. We're not your mom.

Pre-loved
Pre-coughed
Pre-ruined
Thrift Receipt

Tokenomics, but make it used.

A suspiciously clean receipt for a very questionable purchase. Edit the values below if your final launch details change.

Probably
Not FDA
Approved

$GUHV Receipt

Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
LiquidityPre-loved
UtilityQuestionable
VibesTerminal
RefundsNever
Total Due: one mouse, one dream, zero refunds
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Buyer Instructions

How to buy used biohazards.

Get a wallet

Set up your preferred Solana wallet. Keep your seed phrase safer than a cabin with no mice.

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